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If you haven’t heard already, AOL is going to break itself into 4 business units. The names in italics were those suggested by AOL users themselves, while the ones in bold are the ones chosen by AOL:

• Ass Rape : Digital Services


• S&M : Audience


• Charon : Access


• Inquisiton : AOL Europe

The names say it all. Arstechnica’s article can be found here.
Oh and, Charon, for those of you who don’t know, is the ferryman from Dante’s Inferno.